JIZZUS CHRIST DIED 3 TIMES FOR YOUR BAGS he is rizzen so that bag-fumbles may be forgiven. Join his Holy Community Takeover and watch your divine bags pump as he bestows God Candles to all and rebuke the bag demons. JIZZUS is the way, the truth, and, the life of your portfolio. Do only good with the blessed gainz.AMEME!
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At JIZZUS we pray for your salvation from degeneracy and for abundant bag blessings. Serve the meme lordt and you shall never visit the pits of the red candle inferno. We invite you to join us every other Sunday to MEME CHURCH, Next Date : SOON
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TOPICS: GAMBLING ADDICTION, ROUND TRIP, RUGS
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💰 BAG BLESSINGS
BLESSING ($JIZZUS) OR BAGCORCISM ($REBUKE)
In the ever-evolving world of cryptocurrencies, Where scams lurk and rugs are pulled, We call upon your memetic wisdom, To guide us through the chaos and confusion.
Grant us the strength to hodl in times of FUD, And the discernment to distinguish between memes and scams. May your holy blockchain shield us from deceit, And your liquidity pool provide us with stability.
As we navigate the turbulent seas of the crypto market, Let your meme shine bright as a beacon of truth, Leading us towards financial enlightenment, And safeguarding us from the treachery of rug pulls.
Bless our transactions with security and transparency, And bless our wallets with bountiful gains. For in your memetic name, Jizzus Christ, We find salvation from the perils of rug pulls and scams.